Huge Collection Of Funny Hindi PJs

By | February 15, 2016

Crazy Laughter Due To PJs

Here is a collection of some deadly, funny, sick, crazy, killer, unbeatable, mind-blowing  (and God knows what not!) Poor Jokes a.k.a. PJs in Hindi language. Of course, some of you might not understand some of these PJs, but, that is only due to lack of your general knowledge! Do know that I am not responsible for any brain damage that might occur to any of the readers. Reader discretion is advised! :) :) :)

 


What do you call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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“KISSAN JAM” :D :D :D

 


Once a Daku tied a Mangalsutra to his Gun,
and then suddenly everyone started worshipping him!!!
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Why?
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Because he became Gun-Pati…!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Why does the BAA of “Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi” never die???

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Because God Never Dies…
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Confused???
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BAA “KHUDA” TUMHI HO… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


According To Gabbar, Sher Ka Bachcha Kaun Hai???

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Answer:
HOLI…
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How???
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Because…
He Keeps Saying…
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“Holi CUB Hai,
CUB Hai Holi…” :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Boy: Tera Naam Kya Hai???

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Girl: Tamanna…
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Boy: Tere Baap Ka Naam Sarfaroshi Hai Kya???!!!
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She: Kyun???
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Boy: Kyuki…
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Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Ab Hamaare Dil Mein Hai… :D :D :D

 


There was a pregnent lady, who was carrying a baby girl within her…
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The babygirl was blessed that she could see what was going outside…
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She could also see her future…
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One day, she saw a lady named Sapna driving a Tata Nano…
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Sapna was also pregnent with a baby boy…
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This boy was to become the baby girl’s boyfriend in the future…
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So, what did the baby girl sing???
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“Ta thaiya ta thaiya, hoooo…
Ta thaiya ta thaiya, hoooo…
Nano mein Sapna…
Sapna mein Sajna…
Sajna pe dil aa gaya…
Ki Sajna pe dil aa gaya…” :P :P :P

 


Which song is this???
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12.9999999999…
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“Tera, Hone Laga Hoon…” :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Question:
Agar Jackie Chan Ki Mother-In-Law Kidnap Ho Jaaye, Toh Usey Waapis Kaun Laayega???
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Think…
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Think, Think…
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Answer:
Vicks VapoRub!!!
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Because…
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Vicks Lautaaye Chain Ki Saas!!! :D :D :D

 


How do you send a Rose to the moon???
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You just say,
“Gulab-Ja-Moon…” :D :D :D

 


Question: What is the cube of 13???
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Answer: Suroor…
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Because,
“TERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR…” :D :D :D

 


Agar 2 Peepal Ke Ped Ko Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaaye, Toh Uss Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge???

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NOKIA – Connecting “PEEPAL”… :P :P :P

 


Who has the power to change Lord Ganesh’s name to Anesh???

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Answer:
Kailash Kher (Tere Naam Se “G” Loon…) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


If someone has pure black eyes, then what will we call that person?

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We will call him ‘Ruru’…
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Confused???
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Its because…
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Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhein,
Tu Ruru, Tu Ruru… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


Ek nadi thi…
Uske upar ek pull bana hua tha…
Pull par bahut saari ladkiyaan khadi thi…
Sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewaani thi…
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Can you guess who was that lucky guy???
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Keep guessing…
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Okay… The answer is…
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“KISNA”…
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Jo Hai Albela Mad Naino Waala…
Jiski Deewaani BRIDGE Ki Har Baala…
Woh Kisna Hai… :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Guess which song is this???
2+√2√2√2√2…
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Jab Mila Two Root Two Root Two Root Two Root Two… :P :P :P

 


Girl to Shopkeeper: Aapke paas calculator hai kya???

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Shopkeeper: Casio???
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Girl: Mai theek hoon… Aap sunaao… :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Aapko Ek Ladki Ko Chhat Par Bulaana Hai, Jiska Naam ‘Mini’ Hai, Toh Aap Usey Kaise Bulaaogey???

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Opera Mini… :P :P :P

 


Raam Ne Sita Se Vivaah Kiya…
Raavan Ne Sita Ka Apaharan Kiya…
Hanumaan Ne Sita Ko Bachaaya…
Toh Ab Yeh Batao, Ki Vaastav Mein Hero Kaun Hai???
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Scroll Down For The Answer…
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Keep Scrolling…
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Sanjay Dutt!!!
Sawaal Theek Se Padho… :D :D :D

 


Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai…

Autowaala, yeh dekh kar ki aadmi shahar mein naya hai, usey bahut ghooma pheera ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai…
Ghar pahoonchte pahoonchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai…
Aadmi already bahut frustrated hota hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hai…
Lekin fir bhi aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhaayi deta hai!!!
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Bolo kaise???
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Kyuki autowaala uss aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur ulloo ko raat ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhaai deta hai… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

ta ta ta TA ta ta ta

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
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What do you think this is???
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Anek’ta’ mein ek ‘TA’… :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Three cockroaches were going on the road…
Suddenly one of them started singing the song,
“AASHIQ BANAAYA AAPNE…”
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Few minutes later, all the three cockroaches died!!!
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Any idea why???
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Because woh gaana HIT tha… :D :D :D

 


Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi…
Aur sab log usey “Hanuman” keh kar bulaate the…
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Bataao kyun???
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Kyuki uska naam Hanuman tha!!! :P :P :P

 


Question:
What is the opposite of Nag Panchami???
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Answer:
Nag Do Not Punch Me… :P :P :P

 


You might have seen the Dev Anand super hit film ‘Guide’…

In the film, there is a famous song,
“Gaate Rahe… Mera Dil…”
In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song she wears the same dress…
So, when we have a trend of heroines changing their clothes on every sequence, the big question is,
‘Why doesn’t Waheeda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song?’
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Scroll down for the answer…
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The answer is actually pretty simple…
It is because, in the first stanza of the song itself, Dev Anand sings,
“O mere humraahi, meri baanh thaame chalna…
Badle duniya SAREE, tum naa badalna…” :D :D :D

 


How would you calculate the volume of a person who has lost his memory completely???
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Think…
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Simple…
Its 1/3 (pi*r*r*h)
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Do you know why???
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Its because he repeatedly keeps on saying,
“Mai CONE hoon” :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


3+3=8

Bataao Kaise???
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Bataao… Bataao…
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Nahi Pata???
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Arrey Galti Se!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Ek aadmi marne waala hai toh usey kya khilaaogey???

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Sweets??? Nope…
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Salt??? Nope…
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Think… Think…
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Arey Yaar…
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Birla Plus Cement…
Kyuki Iss Cement Mein Jaan Hai… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


One day, a gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical Mumbaian word you should be familiar with if you have seen Vaastav movie) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas at any cost…
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After three days, the gangster shot that fellow!!!
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When another gangboy asked this gangster as to why did he shoot him, the gangster replied,
“I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order…”
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Gangboy said,
“The three khokas were still fully sealed… Then how did you know that he had opened the khokas???”
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Gangster said,
“When I touched all the three khokas one by one, I felt two khokas were hot and one was cold!!!”
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Gangboy could not understand anything…
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Can you guess how the gangster found it out???!!!
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Guess…
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Scroll down…
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A little more…
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“Thandaa Matlab Khoka Khola…” :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hai, Mann mein hai, par Dhadkan mein nahi…???
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Socho, Socho…
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Arrey, Aamir Khan!!!

 


Question 1: Ram Sita Hai, Toh Ram Kaun Hai???

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Answer: Ram TAILOR (Darzi) Hai… :P :P :P
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Question 2: Ab Bataao, Sita Ram Hai, Toh Sita Kaun Hai???
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Answer: Sita MEMORY Hai… :P :P :P

 


General Knowledge Question:

Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad???
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Answer: Sita with Ravan… :D :D :D

 


Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Were Taking A Stroll Together…

Suddenly, Donald Duck Kicked Mickey So Hard That He Flew Right Onto A Wall And Got Stuck Over It…
Then, All Of A Sudden, He Started Reciting Ramayana!!!
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Why???
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Kyuki Woh Wall Mickey (Valmiki) Ban Gaya!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 


Girl Laughing With Shyness

I hope you enjoyed each and every one of these PJs. If you are getting sad thinking that it is over, hold on! More blog posts on PJs are coming soon! Keep visiting this blog regularly or subscribe to email updates if you do not want to miss out.

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12 thoughts on “Huge Collection Of Funny Hindi PJs

  1. Calvin lewis

    Damm impressive..!! i enjoyed it thoroughly!!
    Where can i find more of these ??
    Please suggest… Thanks!

    Reply
  2. Jay

    Great post btw, Check this out,
    You brought a new shopping mall, how will you invite your friends?
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    Maula mere maula!! !

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  3. Dhawal Arora

    Hi Adarsh!
    I have read your blog posts and enjoyed reading them.
    Good job!
    Can you answer a query?
    From where did you learn to create website?
    Well , I really liked your website and would like to create one for myself.

    Reply
    1. Adarsh Mehta Post author

      I am glad to know that you liked my website and enjoyed reading my blog posts Dhawal! :)

      Here is how I learnt to do all these things:

      From early on (when I was like 6 or 7 years old), I was very interested in computers. Then when I was 10 years old, I went to my cousin’s place and he taught me what a blog is, how to create one, etc. At that time, I just knew how to create a blog on blogger.com for free without any hassles and that went on for quite a while. I created dozens of blogs on different topics and experimented a lot. One of my blogs got crazy views for many many months (like at least 1500 page views per day in the years 2010-11-12). Of course, all this time, I regularly watched youtube videos and visited websites showing how to create a website, how to host a website, etc. So, basically, all my knowledge is a result of surfing around the internet for hours, daily, year after year. And I did not just learn about websites, I learnt a lot of new things. I have witnessed a lot of good things :mrgreen: as well as a lot of bad things. :twisted:

      If you want to create a website for yourself, please visit:

      http://2createawebsite.com/

      This is the perfect place for beginners. You will understand everything in no time.

      I am currently renewing my domain names (theadarshmehta.in and theadarshmehta.com) through ZolaHost.com and my website is also hosted by ZolaHost.com. Also, I am using WordPress as my Content Management System. If you do not understand what all this means, don’t worry, simply visit the link mentioned above (2createawebsite) and you will get to know everything.

      I hope I have answered your questions adequately.

      Thank you.

      Reply
      1. Dhawal Arora

        Many thanks for your reply Adarsh.

        I will look how can I create one for myself.

        Reply

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