Almost all of us guys (and some girls) like to use bad abusive words (gaaliyaan) while chatting with our friends in the Hindi language (in India or other similar countries). We do not use these words to disrespect our friends, but just for fun. Well, most of you probably already know the top famous bad words in Hindi (like ‘chutiye’, ‘behenchod’, ‘lauda’, ‘madarchod’, ‘gaandu’, ‘bhosadikey’, etc.)
These bad words are used in almost every conversation (especially while chatting on WhatsApp). They have become too mainstream. We may or may not hear or read religious prayers or God’s names throughout the day, but we most definitely will hear/read these ‘gaalis’.
So in this article, I am providing you all with ten unique funny Hindi ‘gaaliyan’ which you can use to spread happiness. 
- Phatele Nirodh Ke Natije!
- Chut Ka Maindak…
- Abla Naari, Tere Bable Bhaari…
- Chut Ke Pasine Mein Talay Hue Bhajiye…
- Chullu Bhar Muth Mein Doob Mar!
- Kaali Chut Ke Safed Jhaant…
- Gote Kitne Bhi Badey Ho, Lund Ke Niche Hi Rehtein Hain…
- Naa Chut, Naa Choche, Aur Nakhre Noor Jahan Ke!
- Teri Gaand Mein Kutte Ka Lund…
- Teri Jhaatein Kaat Kar Tere Mooh Par Laga Kar Unki French Beard Bana Doonga!
Wrapping Up
I hope you found these abusive words unique and entertaining. I urge you all not to use any of the abusive words (gaaliyan) with hatred or enmity. Use them just to have a fun time and spread happiness around you. Also, you should not be using these abusive words if you are not 18 years of age or older. It is a taboo.
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By the way, I forgot to congratulate you on finding this hidden page on my blog. Comment below if you know any other funny abusive Hindi sentences/words. Any abusive comments will most definitely be accepted (but just on this page, not the other posts on my blog, hahaha). Also, you may share this article with your best friends if you liked it. And please, do not try to spam the comments section or else your comment simply will not be accepted.
Thank you.
Meri chut me nimbu ka achar daalkr kon kon chodega mujhe
Noor na chuchi aur baat unchi unchi
In uttrakhand its like na choot na chocchi or baatain unchi unchi and shakal na shoorat naam khoobsorat
Slangs are same everywhere
2. aankh ni andhe ki gaand mar gyi poore dhande ki
tum sab ho lund fakeera khaoge lund btaoge kheera bhosadchod salo bhadwa
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Bhai ye koun hai plz pata Karo
KOII TO MERA LAND UTHA DO KAI DINI SE GUFA ME NAHI DALA APNA HATHIYAAR
Dear khussy..’my soft sweet juicy pussy’ agar mene tuze daalaa apne 12 inch ke land se pel..to teri chut ke khatm ho jaayege ..chudaayi ke khel..aur maarungaa teri gaand lagaa ke..thandaa thandaa..navratna tel..haaa..haaa..haa..fir kabhi naa maangegi khushi ‘the sweet pussy’ aur koi land,bus chusegi mera land aur bolegi..”aur jor jor se meri chut ko pel”…mar jaayegi khushi..khelte khelte chudaayi kaa..khel…”teri chut meraa land..waah kyaa khatti-mitthi chudaayi ki bhel.”.khaate khaate chudaayi ki bhel khushi ki chut bolegi..”aur joro se pel.aur..nikaal…laal.tel”.haaa..haaa..haa..khushy “my soft juicy pussy” reply pasand aayaa hoto..call me..my number is,9904451615..
Abe kale kauve ke giththe…abe sadi hui bhose ke fafunde..randi ke zaant…chut ki babaal..nipple yaa bubble..baloon boods..dry walnut..retired lund..free pussy..miss charity pussy…sade bengan zaant..baazaaru land..public pussy.. Public ass..muft ki chut..mashroom nipple…button boobz
teri nipple 12 inch
Chut ke chatore
Fuck u…
bhosad lund papadwale
Mast
Hey mast yr
Mera lund 7 inch ka
Oye tera land 7 inchkaa..abe chuhe haathi kaa land leke pussy..cat se bach paayegaa kyaa?Haaa…haaa…haaa
Abe itni hi jyada garmi h lund me to meri chut ko shant kr ke dikha bde aaye pelne wale
Dedo garmi muje ap.
No do na to
9898883199 le call kr
Gand deri h Kya tu no bhej rundi
Chut fat jaye toh baad me mughe kuch bhi mat kehna
Aaja aise be rehmi se peluga k langdi ghoomegi
No de pel ke dikhate hh
Aao kabhi haweli pe
bhen k lode chut me nimbu ka aachar dal k choduga
Haa bilkul la no. Apna
Me kru kya
बेबी कभी कॉन्टेकट करो
Hum kar de kya shant
Mil le
Mughe call kar 86304848994 ya message kar is number pr.
Aa jao mere gore lund me garmi bahut hai
Yes then do give me your number!
Main tumari chut ki bahut chudai karna chahata hu .. itni chudai ki jab tak tumari chut ka bhosda na ban jaye…mujhe lady logo ki chudai karna bahut pasand hai …
I want to fuck you …more
MUJHE DE APNI CHUTTT SARI GARMI SHANT KARU
Aaaw mere khda Lene
Miri gand mariyo delhi se 9810360940 500 rupah ak raat ko.
Larwa katno badh jay…. lekin rahega jhatwe ke niche
Chod ke chinese bana dunga !
Teri bhaen ki choli
You fuckre
Chl hatt benchod meri chut me lund to daal teri saari garmi meri choti si chut me hi jhad jati h sale ab pata chla ki kon jyad a garm h
Do na tho jhadne teri chut faar nhi diya tho bolna
Kesi besharam randiya h yrr
Ruhi teri chut fadne me bada maza aayega no. de apna fir fikhata hun.
can i f*ck you?
please give me your number.
Number de tere ya mere ko call kr 7790933245
Are miss ruhi,ye sach jaanlo..barf ko yaa bur..jyaadaa garmi ho to pighalne lagte he..bund bund paani paani,..ooh ouch aah aah..aaah..ummm..aah..aaaai…schch..shshsh.,aaauchch… Yes..yes…faaster..deppestt..aaah..aaaah…aaaaaaah…mayaa aagayaaa…haaa…haaa…haaaa
Sunny Leone fanclub
Baklandike
Jyada gyan ho gya hai…to apne pas rkho…madarchod……..sikhna ahai to kuch acha sikhao….wrna mat sikhao….bencho…aur ye 18+bol kr kya sabit krna chahte ho..jaose kitta sanskar hai tumme..bacho ko dur rkh rhey ho sabse…to betaji…bache v tumhare baaap hi hai……
Ae rand ki bacchi ae chodiki rand teri chut me kutte ka aur hathi ka lund une uska gyan batra toh tere khadde me kyu mirchi gusri chinaal saali
Sorry in sab ki traf se
Alisha, tu randi jab mohalle ke awaara kutton ka lunnd choosti hai aur apni choot, gaand aur munh teeno ek saath chudwaati hai tb tere sanskaar kya teri chucchi mein ghus jaate hain saali
What the hell…. Google Chrome these apps to enhance our skills in good terms….. Not to do these things and not to give information like these on social media….
If any1 do like this… We people have to take a big step..
I want to friendship with you
Please put the meanings also.. I don’t know much Hindi.. but have friends who knows..
Can you put meanings also please..?
I don’t know much Hindi.. but have lots of friends who speak..
6232793407 call me I’ll tell you meaning.
call me.wanna call me!.want my no.?
lund fakeer
chut fuckr
Mzaa aagyaa
Good lines ..but try to make gaali in one word or short bhai
Boys ke naam pe kalank ho…. apni hi bezati karwa rahe ho…..
Aacha socho who is that unknown person Jo aisa bol raha hai…..
MAINE DIAMOND COMIC PADKE TERI MAA K BHOSDE ME COMPUTER SE BHI TEZZ DIMAAG WAALE LULLE MAAR DENE HAI MAA K LODE
TERI GAAND ME KUTE KA LAND
Hawas ka pujari
Chut ka bhikari !
Nice liked it
Thanks bro
Best lines are these
Thanks!
Plz post more
Plz
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